During the usual Wednesday meeting, the principal real estate agent got so irritated by two female real estate agents having a hushed "skinder" in the corner, he interrupted his sentence and announced sternly, "There are two of you here who have not heard a word I've said."
That quietened them down.
When the meeting came to an end, five different real estate agents came up to him and apologized for falling asleep during the meeting, promising it would never happen again.



