| The Community Lounge > Jokes And Riddles - I am currently out submitting an offer to purchase to a seller. I will phone you as soon as I get back. Uhm, if I don't make the sale, be prepared for my mood...
- You are receiving this automatic answer because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
- I will be unable to delete all the unanswered, annoying messages people insist on leaving me, until I return from vacation on January 15th. Please be patient. Your message will be deleted in the order it was received.
- Thank you for your call. Please call again. All calls are charged at R17.59 per minute...
- Thank you for your message, which has been added to the Super Duper Real Estate Service queuing system. You are currently number 371 in the row. Every call is important to us. You can expect a reply in approximately 17 weeks. ("Under-promise and over-deliver" is easy with this answering message!)
- I've run away to join a different circus. Feel free to leave your message...
For April Fool's Day - The answering machine is unable to take your message, because your telephone connection is infected with the April fool virus. It is not a big problem. Just end this call and try phoning this number again... (The beauty of this April fool's joke is that, when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals got caught)
Article posted by Tom_Thumb on 2005-10-08 05:39:33 (viewed 847 times). Real Estate Agent's Answering Machine has scored 0 so far!  Tom Thumb is such an expert at gardening, that he doesn't merely sport a green thumb like other gardeners. Oh no! He's GREEN ALL OVER! Read all about Real Estate Information here. - Last edited 2005-10-08 06:58:49 |
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