A middle-aged guy was sitting at the local watering hole, tending to a well-deserved after-work beer, when an extremely beautiful young lady came through the door. She possessed such a strikingly sensual presence that our poor beer-drinking friend could simply not tear his eyes away.
The young beauty noticed his overly attentive stare and, to his surprise, walked straight up to him.
Before the stuttering apology for staring so rudely could leave his mouth, she said:
"Do you like what you see? I am available, you know. I am willing to do whatever you desire for just R500."
Our guy was totally flabbergasted: "You'll do anything for R500?!"
Sexy lady: "Anything, no matter how kinky - For R500. Say it and I'll do it."
After considered her proposition for a moment, our guy counted 5 hundred rand notes onto the counter. He looked into her eyes and said slowly and intimately:
"I want you...to...paint my house."
