How do you know when it is time to get new carpets for your home?
- When you walk close to the passage wall on cold mornings, on the way to the jazz, because your feet get too cold when you walk in the middle, where the carpet is thinner.
- When the Dominee (Pastor) comes to your house for a home visit, and after sniffing the air, asks where your dogs are...and you don't have any.
- You received an injury that required emergency treatment, from stumbling over the loose carpet fibres in your lounge.
- The Kirby salespeople break a demo vacuum cleaner on your carpet.
- You drop a morsel of food on the carpet, and cannot find it, even after switching on the lights...and neither can the dog.
- The carpet reacts to sound.
- Your dog cowers when you call it onto the carpet.
- Your carpet changes colour, along with your lawn, when the seasons change.
- Your mother in law remarks on how "nice" your carpet is.
- You read that 80% of house dust consists of skin flakes, and you live with especially vile housemates.
