A man wakes up in a haze. He rolls out of bed and struggles to open his eyes, but when they do open, he is very surprised:
The bedroom is spotless and there is breakfast waiting next to the bed.
In the living room, everything clean and put in its place. The TV is tuned to his favourite sports channel and there is a note on the remote control: "Gone to the market early. Sit and relax so long. I'll be back soon, my dearest husband.".
He finds his son eating his breakfast in the kitchen. And curious, the father asks the boy: "What happened last night? I can't remember a thing".
The son replies: "Well, you came home drunk as can be, and mom got mad at you. That is all I heard."
So, he sat and waited for his wife to return. And she cleared things up: "I tried to take off your clothes to put you to bed. But you were being difficult. You fought me all the way. Eventually you slurred angrily: 'Lady, get away from me. I'm a married man!' I now know that I should appreciate the man of the house a little more, even if you have a few other mistakes."
