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Man, those new tenants upstairs are very very noisy and annoying!

A black South African homeowner in one of the former white suburbs in Gaut

A man was walking down Church Street (yes THAT Church Street) in South Afr

Whats ET short for? Because he has little legs! (Ha-ha!

A real estate agent was knocking on doors of homes in his farm area.

A real estate agent was driving down the street looking at all her competi

Honest real estate agent to a prospective buyer: True, the kitchen is a bi

A real estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted

A man wakes up in a haze. He rolls out of bed and struggles to open his ey

How do you know when it is time to get new carpets for your home?

I went to view a show house that was so dirty, the cockroches were riding

A middle-aged guy was sitting at the local watering hole, tending to a wel

What real estate adverts say and what they really mean.

I am currently out submitting an offer to purchase to a seller.

During the usual Wednesday meeting, the principal real estate agent got so

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the wo

A man visited the local Dutch Reformed dominees home and asked to see Mrs.

Wife to husband, who is guiltily closing the boot of his car: Thabo, where

Kitchen repairsDear Landlord, because I realise that some landlords can be