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A real estate agent was knocking on doors of homes in his farm area. At one house it was clear that someone was at home, but his repeated knocks at the door went unanswered. So, he took out one of his business cards and scribbled "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, stuck it in the door, and went about his rounds.

When he got back to the office the next day, the receptionist gave him a business card. It was his own, and he recognised the "Revelation 3:20" he wrote the day before. In a very neat handwriting, a cryptic message was added: "Genesis 3:10".

Later, when checking the Bible verse, he couldn't help but break into gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begin: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Article posted by Tom_Thumb on 2005-10-08 05:33:34 (viewed 893 times). Godly Communication has scored 1 so far!

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Brick2005-10-08 08:52:48

Brick

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Funny joke

I have heard this one, but instead of a real estate agent, I think it was a priest doing house visits. Still a funny joke though!


nafi2005-10-09 18:50:01

nafi

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Sweet joke

Nice joke, Tom_Thumb. Funny and suggestive without being dirty. I like it.

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